Neanderthal: (driving along) “You-make-me-feel—so-emotional…”
Homo sapiens sapiens: (Vocally rolling eyes) “Dad, you’re singing.”
Neanderthal: “Huh? Singing? Doh, me no sing.”
Homo sapiens sapiens: “I’m trying to hear my CD.”
Neanderthal: (Grabbing CD box from daughter, who has been studying liner notes with the intensity of a biblical scholar with a new Dead Sea scroll fragment) “What her name, anyway? How spell? Christina-Aguilera. Mmm.”
Homo sapiens sapiens: (Retrieving CD cover) “You’re going to write about this on your website, aren’t you? On your ‘blog’.”
Neanderthal: “Whoa d00d, no way. Me not joke about you on blog. You have low opinion of dad, whoa. Me not believe this.”
Homo sapiens sapiens: “And you’re wearing dorky sunglasses.”
2 responses to Neanderthal vs Homo sapiens sapiens
Children. Wiser then they should be.
Not wise about blogs though, bet she used that awful kiddie sarcastic voice that all teenage girls use about anything ever which isn’t kool
Have to say though… Christina Aguilera! Has she no taste?
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