Funny Parenting Stories

Funny Parenting Stories

People often ask me why I’m so happy all the time, so I’ll tell you so you people can be happy as well. The key to a happy life is negative thinking, I know that doesn’t make sense, but bare with me it’s what makes people happy. If you are able to expect worse than [...]

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It was time to wash my son’s blanket. You know it’s time to undertake such things when inanimate objects begin to develop their own personalities. J’s blanket had had a blast this summer. It got to go on camping trips, took numerous outings to grandma’s house; it got to ride in the car, see the [...]

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Phone rings. Daughter: [answering phone, doesn't even say Hello] “I am 4 because I am G. My dad is the strongest man in the world.” Person on phone: “Bzzbzzz bzz zz.” Daughter: “And he has the most beautiful neckties in the world.” Later on, she had to go to the toilet. She did this long [...]

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Is there any ballet more loved around Christmas time than the Nutcracker Suite by Tchaikovsky? Where I live (Austria), if you are a good parent you take your kid to see it at least once. Expose them to the magic of classical music and dance, the charming story of the Nutcracker. It is the traditional [...]

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